Me Myself and the Voices in My Head

Oct 20 2014

officialbrucespringsteen:

hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid

and now he’s half naked everywhere

and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely

wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too

and she was half naked everywhere

and everyone freaked their fuckin shit

(via guy)

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iwantasuperwholockurl:

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

malay: nanas

iwantasuperwholockurl:

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

malay: nanas

(Source: french-tea, via guy)

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  • Me: Okay, it's 5am, so this episode will be the last episode for tonight.
  • Episode: *ends on cliff hanger*
  • Me: *deep, long sigh*
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Dammit *clicks next episode*

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Oct 19 2014

voidbat:

bucky-oh-bucky:

whatsbetterthanfantasy:

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT

it’s like, human, excuse me, i would like you to pet me. thank you.

this was so cute it made me pick up and snuggle my cat.

(Source: oddhour, via guy)

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Oct 16 2014

lambhoof:

I have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places.

(via ambrehhhh)

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lambhoof:

I have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places.

(via ambrehhhh)

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Oct 13 2014
Oct 11 2014
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hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

(via guy)

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ilymorgannn:

random-shit-through-the-ages:

Fresh trim. Back to undercuts. 

insta: @SamFredEddCook

SO FINE

ilymorgannn:

random-shit-through-the-ages:

Fresh trim. Back to undercuts.

insta: @SamFredEddCook

SO FINE

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(Source: mutebroadcast, via rebel6)

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